So I just went ahead and did a massive, massive friends cut. If you can read this, you're probably not my friend anymore. And you know why? Here's a list of reasons you may have been cut:
Actually I didn't cut anyone, you guys. April Fools! Yeah, this prank was kind of not awesome, but it's the best I can do from my work computer. All that Rule 34 porn will have to wait until next year.