Comments | cruise_elroy: friends & neighbors, pt. 1

cruise_elroy

friends & neighbors, pt. 1

Apr 18, 2004 22:22

Names from the Birmingham Phone Book ( Read more... )

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johnnystiletto April 18 2004, 20:26:40 UTC

the best one i ever found was Kitty Cat. and Cleester McCray.

cruise_elroy April 18 2004, 20:31:31 UTC

Not included for technical reasons, but there were some good ones in the 1996-1997 Huntsville phone book too:

Boogie Cathead
Gino Vaselino
Elmer Fudd

johnnystiletto April 18 2004, 20:47:30 UTC

oh yeah i need to see if i can buy a melt wizard cd from you - i found my burned copy in my old car right before i sold the car, but for some reason its all fucked up and i cant access the files (boo).

cruise_elroy April 18 2004, 20:52:11 UTC

sho, no problem:

Click Hyar

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nanoschwartz April 18 2004, 20:41:36 UTC

What the heck?

There were a few Buttram's in T-Town's phone book back in the day...

cruise_elroy April 18 2004, 20:50:43 UTC

There were also some people named simply Butt--not Butts or Butte, but just Butt. As in, Fred Butt, Estelle Butt, etceteras. I have no idea what country these names come from, or how such people live with them. If I had to say, for instance, "now, as a customer, Mr. Butt, we value your input very highly," or, "Mr. Butt, we regret to inform you that your father, Ignatius Thomas Butt, has passed on," honestly, I don't know how I would restrain myself. They must get laughed at hundreds of times every day.

johnnycirrhosis April 19 2004, 03:29:54 UTC

Shafter Hacker II
nice
these people never have to invent wonderful inventions or cure cancer
they have filled their "worth" quota
i just wish i had my real name in the phone book too

-melissa aka tittybanks money bags