absolutely horrifying

[cruise_elroy]

look what came in the envelope with my power bill:

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It's been following her since the day she was born.

[runawaytoday]

Speaking of regrettable foods!

this one is my personal favourite.

[paigepoe]

Oh, no! Matt and I have already been haunted by--dare I say it?--Party Loaf for the last two years.

Horrific!

[runawaytoday]

Party loaf!?? i've not seen one, but it sounds .. really. scary. Is it like fruitcake but.. made of ground beef?

My mother is always bringing home these horrid recipes like Pickle Ritz Cracker Chicken Delight.. it's like:

2 Chicken Breasts
1 box of Ritz crackers
Pickles
5 slices of ham
1 jar cream cheese
2 bags grated cheese
1 box of nuts
4 avacados
2 sticks of butter

Mix.
eat.

i won't allow her to ever actually make any of those things though. it's just.... too much for me. i can't handle that.

[paigepoe]

Party Loaf is this monstrosity you make with a loaf of white bread, put mayonnaise on every slice, then put different sorts of relishes and spreads and tomatoes in between, put it all back in loaf form and then COVER IT WITH ICING.

You should really get the Regrettable Foods book.

[jonezell]

since when has alabama power been outsourcing its recipe staff work to the lovable honors students of Byrd Hall?

[grosely_clerx]

Hey, there's not enough butter in that thing for such whimsical kismet to have happened!

[wholovesthesun]

i've never understood how people could eat shit like that. i don't claim to be the healthiest of eaters, but jesus.

[matt_thrash]

It all boils down to poverty and desperation. Cause let's face it you gotta be pretty fucking desperate to eat shit like this and party loafs!