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Nov 24, 2004 09:30

here's a good smattering of punny Alexander review titles ( Read more... )

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haha! aphextwins November 24 2004, 08:03:09 UTC
lovely!

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chocolatebird November 24 2004, 09:47:19 UTC
"This Film Falls Flatter Than Lasagna"

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circumgoy November 24 2004, 22:20:20 UTC
You can always put to use that God-given resource and good ol' Culler of Cullers, rottentomatoes.com.

Garfield: The Movie.

How could they? Why would they? Why now?

You grew up as I grew up, and you were convinced as I was convinced that the Garfield strips were good. We all were. We all cut our teeth on Garfield. Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side--they may have been where it was at for our matured little pre-teen minds, but Garfield and Peanuts were what tickled those minds to their maturation.

I have gone back. Peanuts holds up fairly well. Much (not all, mind you) of Garfield does not.

I have already said all this, and in this very place. I realize this.

My favorite short Garfield: The Movie review read: "Me. Oww." There was another I can only paraphrase. It was a question, and it read something like the question which follows the following colon:

What has four orange legs, a tail, and shits upon the shit shat upon your childhood by the Star Wars prequels?

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