inventory

[cruise_elroy]

A few months ago I had to go through our bookstore's inventory and clean out used books that were no longer in stock. While cleaning my room today, I found this list of titles I had cleaned out. Guess which ones are real and which I made up while I was bored; I can't remember

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[avrilincandenza]

i believe "What's the big idea, ben franklin?" is real, because i'm pretty sure i had that book when i was little. i definitely had a book about mr. franklin, and i was definitely obsessed with it.

i pray to god every day that "pirates don't wear pink sunglasses" is real.

[cruise_elroy]

fear not!

[cruise_elroy]

I just noticed you can "Buy it Together"(tm) with a book from the same series called "Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips." We had a whole bunch of those books, but that title was my favorite.

I really miss the whole horror genre. Nobody really writes horror fiction any more. I heard that V. C. Andrews was working on a 2000-page magnum opus but I think that might have been a sweet, sweet dream.

[avrilincandenza]

wait, ghosts DON'T eat potato chips? that's sad. ghosts don't know what they're missing. potato chips are delicious. especially golden flake.

i miss the horror genre, too. v.c. andrews really should work on a 2000 page magnum opus. that would make me dance dance dance with joy joy joy.