My voicemail works! I had to ask every RA and LCA on the damn floor, but somebody finally figured it out.

My roommate and I are watching a Lifetime movie. I wondered why my roommate like this swill, now I know: They're really fucking funny.
Unintentional humor is the best kind of humor.

I really hope this character offs herself. That'd just be the icing. No, wait, Indigo Girls is playing in the background, I sense a redemption.

Well, I'm doing pretty well, considering I was in hysterics an hour and a half ago. Couldn't get into my WebCT site, which I've never tried to do before. But I couldn't get in, and my email to my TA bounced. So I had a minor panic attack, and then somebody from my hall found a friend who's in the class and helped me out. I own them big, man ( Read more... )

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Seriously, somebody take the Jelly Bellies away from me. Please? Vicky's got a tub of them, and I just can't stop eating them. My stomach hurts, but I keep thinking "well, maybe if I put more of these shiny colorful things in my mouth..." This isn't going to end well, I tell you ( Read more... )

Yah, yesterday was strange. I had this really freaky dream in the morning, when I was napping, and started to cry in my sleep, which I've never done before ( Read more... )

Well, God figured out how to punish me. He disconnected my IM.

I only talk about God so that I'll have something to blame. There's something truly delicious in considering the entire universe a conspiracy against you. Gives you a nice glow-y feeling in you belly.

However-

GODAMNNIT! I WANT MY IM! *cries*

I need some Kings of Leon, stat.

I'm taking this prayer thing to heart. And by take to heart I mean, as a generally do, that I'm making a farce of it. Oh well ( Read more... )

I am being dorky and taking tests ( Read more... )