Hello and thank you for ordering from FOOD NETWORK ( Read more... )

"One of the more unusual late works of Salvador Dalí was 'Hitler Masturbating' (1973), depicting just that in the center of a desolate landscape."

The uses of dihydrogen monoxide are varied and growing ( Read more... )

23.

"I think I'm going to bed ( Read more... )

My grandmother bought for me for my birthday a 250 GB external back up hard drive so I can save all my files before I do have to (eventually) wipe out my hard drive and start from scratch ( Read more... )

“You know, the only thing better than one French girl is two...ménage troi.”
“Oh, ménage troi...I thought that was when you used both hands.”

Oh, John DeBello, your work is unappreciated...

I'm lazy. I'm staying here. I switched to LiveJournal so I could easily go, "Hey, how can I see how all my friends are doing without having to log into twenty websites with twenty different passwords?" I didn't always have it so easy ( Read more... )

The title to this entry will probably confuse some people, since that's not what this entry is about (actually, it's pretty rare that my titles match up with my entries). "Fuck Letting Go" was the joke title to a sprite comic I had thought up, which was going to center on the continuing adventures of the This Is It cast. This idea was quickly ( Read more... )

Hmmm...

The average number of LiveJournal entries I wrote per month before dating Amanda is 15.666666666666666666666666666667.

The average afterwards is 5.6.

I wonder what that means...