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[crumplehorns]

[Private to Susan and Neville]

Hullo Susan, Neville. Both of you seem to be too busy or sad to spend much time with me, lately. Is it the NEWT year? Shall I bake you both something? Would that make you feel better?

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[Private]

Dear Mother,
I have begun my research, examining the different boys at Hogwarts to determine which would be most

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Private to Susan and Luna

[wc_neville]

I'm not sad, I'm not mad at anyone save Morag McDougal, I've just been busy. Parvati and Lavender haven't got a clue about anything, I don't think.

Private to Just Neville

[crumplehorns]

Do you fancy someone, then?

I could still bake you something, if you'd like. I think I should take up baking. Learning German became boring.

Private to Luna

[wc_neville]

I wish I could tell you, Luna. No, not particularly.

What would you bake me?

Private to Neville

[crumplehorns]

Are you lying?

I found an intruiging recipe for lemon-walnut triple-layer cake amongst my mother's old things. I've never baked before, but it shouldn't be that difficult.

Also. I think Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown want us to date. I told them that this would be impossible, for you do not look good next to the colour orange. Yet they appear to be hard to persuade.

[kissmelavender]

[Private: Luna, Parvati]

Oh, Loony Luna! Do you fancy a boy? That's cute. So cute. You should let us do your hair and makeup. You'd look so lovely all dressed up. So very lovely!

As for approaching a boy, I find the best tactic is to let them know your interested. Sit with them, compliment them, even on things they're not good at! Just tell them they are. Boys like to feel good about themselves, and it's your job to make them feel that way!

And if all else fails, you should tell me who you fancy, and I'll make them fancy you back.

Private: Lavender, Parvati

[crumplehorns]

I see... redundant compliments... constant attention...

I have a lovely orange dress with frills I could wear, perhaps.

And I may fancy someone, yes. I just have not decided who yet.

Re: Private: Lavender, Parvati

[kissmelavender]

Please, please do not wear an orange dress. With.. frills. That sounds very unbecoming dear.

And you haven't decided? Who are the choices?

Re: Private: Lavender, Parvati

[crumplehorns]

I have a fondness of frills. I do believe the help accentuate my figure.

Or perhaps some fringe instead? I have a lovely purple vest lying around somewhere.

... I cannot divulge that piece of information with you until I am further along in my study.

Private: Luna/Lavender/Parvati

[wc_parvati]

LOONY! You'd be an excellent choice to date Neville!

Oh, Luna, it's so fantastic that you see what visionaries Lavender and myself are. I personally think that a bit of makeup would help.

Also, find a way to make them feel manly and strong.

Private: Lavender, Parvati

[crumplehorns]

Makeup would help what?

... ah yes... enforce gender stereotypes... I shall include that in my notes.

Private: Lavender, Luna

[wc_parvati]

I think you'd be quite lovely with the right shade of lip gloss, and your hair styled correctly.

Re: Private: Lavender, Luna

[crumplehorns]

There is a correct way?

Cite your source.

Private to Luna

[0lovelybones0]

I'm sorry, i've just been so caught up in worrying about Neville Mandy school work. My grades are starting to slip.

It would make me feel better, Luna.

Re: Private to Luna

[crumplehorns]

What are your opinions on gingerbread?
And do you fancy anyone, then? Everyone seems to fancy someone.