Comments | crumplysnorkack: Ya, I Ship It

crumplysnorkack

Ya, I Ship It

Mar 06, 2010 17:20

From the Ya, I Ship It challenge at whedonland.

What is the one true Whedonverse ship?

XANDER/LILAH (WHO IS ACTUALLY MARTIN VAN BUREN!!!)

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smercy March 6 2010, 23:14:35 UTC

BUT HOW CAN XANDER DEAL WITH THE CONFUSION THAT COMES UP WHENEVER HE REALIZES THAT MARTIN VAN BUREN AND MILLARD FILLMORE LOOK LIKE TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

crumplysnorkack March 6 2010, 23:26:32 UTC

BECAUSE THEIR LOVE IS SO TRUE. BESIDES, THE SUBTLE DIFFERENCES IN VAN BUREN'S FEATURES MAKE HIM 600% MORE ATTRACTIVE.

smercy March 6 2010, 23:45:16 UTC

MA'AM, I HAVE TRULY BEEN SCHOOLED.
I BOW TO YOUR GREATNESS.

musical_junkie March 6 2010, 23:28:59 UTC

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE...
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW.

crumplysnorkack March 6 2010, 23:42:50 UTC

I KNOW, RIGHT? US XAN BUREN SHIPPERS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER. CAN I FRIEND YOU?

musical_junkie March 7 2010, 00:45:54 UTC

YOU TOTALLY SHOULD AND WE MUST. I'LL ADD YOU.

faeriesfolly March 7 2010, 00:34:14 UTC

My sides hurt now. Not from laughing, but from TRUTH.

*bows to your rightness*

Also, hot dayum, but is Van Buren rockin that red dress.

entwashian March 7 2010, 03:00:47 UTC

I don't even.

You've converted me.

softly_me March 7 2010, 03:12:45 UTC

HOW DID XANDER AND MARTIN VAN BUREN MEET?

crumplysnorkack March 7 2010, 03:29:02 UTC

LEGEND SAYS THAT SOME ENCHANTED EVENING THEY SAW EACH OTHER ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM.

crumplysnorkack March 7 2010, 03:57:29 UTC

REPORTS VARY, BUT MOST SCHOLARS AGREE THAT THAT CROWDED ROOM WAS THE BAR FROM THE END OF "THE END OF TIME: PART 2," WHICH IS CALLED "THE BRONZITAS".

softly_me March 7 2010, 05:34:11 UTC

ZOMG, DID THE DOCTOR INTRODUCE THEM?

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