well whoppee dee doo. i'm actually (not suprisingly) in a bad mood like i was yesturday but i kind of was today i can do whatever i want fuck you. i woke up and cleaned like a mother and i'm proud of myself :-) then eventually went to billys and watched the fucking most amazing movie i have ever watched in my life. i love graphics in the 1980s. ( Read more... )

i fucking hate you all. i hate the white trash retart center that i live in and i hate all the fucking weirdos that come over. like the fucking weirdos that are here now. i hate feeling like a stranger in my own fucking house and i hate the fucking retards across the street. i don't give a fuck if you have a retarted relative or something but i ( Read more... )

What is your name? jessi ( Read more... )

well wowie kazowie. i'm working liek a fucking zookeeper at a parade but whatev. jefferson day was interesting. after bugging out all day at work i finally come to my sences and calm the fuck down. me and kelly L rocked out there and i saw a lot of kiddies i haven't seen in a while. and i also hung out with lissy which was nice b/c she's my sister ( Read more... )

wahoo fucking yippy i finally got my computer to stop being gay and i got the internet thanks to my crafty skills of pretending to know what to do. yesturday was cutie. my hopes were let down after the fact that i wasn't going down the shore but whatev-but waking up at marias is not fun. i thought we were going out to breakfast but apparently not. ( Read more... )

well when do i actually say what i mean ( Read more... )

im sorry but this will go on no longer and now i must go enjoy the rest of my summer without constantly writing about what i've been doing and what i've been feeling because honestly it gets me nowhere really. and i can't stand to read anymore either but it was fun while it lasted. i prefer the privacy of my deadjournal but hey what can you do and ( Read more... )

well the 1 fucking time i go into the woods i get it all over and it's so itchy. i just want to take an oatmeal bath but those are for chicken pox. summer's nice but it's been pritty beat all around. i mean don't get me wrong i'm having a lovely time i just want to go places different before i die or i can't or something like that. hopefully my dad ( Read more... )

How to make a crunk_as_a_b
Ingredients:

5 parts intelligence

5 parts self-sufficiency

5 parts beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

heck yeah 5 parts beauty and intellegence suck my balls bitches<3

well my braces are off-yee haw-and i always forget they are so i still feel 'insecure' about them but whatev. she made me nervous and i thought i was going to have to wait another month but i'm pretty glad they are off minus the fact that i already broke my retainers. and thank you kelly L for accompining me that was very thoughtful. that day/nite ( Read more... )