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[crushdsever]

Due to my undying work ethic and sunny attitude I have received a free gift from Target for my 3 year anniversary. However, I think all of the gifts are crap, so I'm willing to give my gift away. So what I'm going to do is have anyone who wishes to have one of the gifts leave a comment. In it state which gift you want and a good/funny reason why

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[samwise03]

OK, if anyone needs the carry all, it's me. Think about it, I'm going into the acting profession, right? Now a high percentage of males in the acting profession are of the homosexual variety. Me, being the straight, macho, oozing with masculinity studmuffin that I be, will find it very difficult to blend in a smear of queer, hence making it difficult to be successful in the my chosen work. However, with a "European carry-all", I add just enough fag to my man soufle to fool even the gayest of the gay. In conclusion, this item is essential to my future success as an actor. I feel it is best illustrated in a logic equation.

A=Brett is gay
B=Brett is an actor

If A, then B.
~A
Therefore, ~B

C=Brett has a man-purse
D=Brett appears gay

If C, then D
C
Therefore, D
If D, then B
D
Therefore, B

So as you can see, man-purse to Brett=long and "fruit"ful career.

[crushdsever]

All I got out of that is "Brett is gay".