the two of us
Title: The Two of Us
Fandom: SNSD
Pairing: Yoona/Yuri
Rating: PG-13
Summary They do what they can to stay alive.
A/N I might continue this at some point. Maybe.
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"You want some company?"
Yoona looks up and almost flinches when she sees that the man talking to her has about four teeth and a tattoo of a bear on his left cheek. She makes eye contact with Yuri at the far end of the diner. Yuri shakes her head, eyes almost comically wide, and Yoona flips the man off and tells him she has all the company she needs.
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She sits alone, toying with her cold hotdog for at least twenty minutes before she's approached again.
"What's someone as pretty as you doing here all by yourself?"
He looks about three years older than her, maybe more, and he twirls his keys around in a way that makes Yoona think he practices. She thinks about his question, what exactly is she doing here, and smiles at him. She sees Yuri shoot her a thumbs up out of the corner of her eye and she puts her hand on his forearm.
"Waiting for someone like you," she lies.
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Yoona lets him drive her to the nearest motel with his hand on her thigh and she doesn't gag even once because she knows that this is the important part and because she can see Yuri following behind in her car.
She knows she has to do this because Yuri did the last one and besides, she has to pull her weight somehow, but that doesn't make it any less unpleasant.
She waits in the car while the man pays for a room and she even lets him take her by the hand when he leads her there.
She keeps a smile on her face the whole time and she thinks that this might be a new record.
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When he closes the door she runs her hands over his chest and convinces him not to lock it, then she moves to the bed and starts to undress.
She tells him not to touch, to just watch for the moment and she starts to count backwards from one hundred and eighty. She doesn't like this part at all; she hates the way that she can practically feel the path his eyes take over her body but she knows it's only three short minutes, and maybe three minutes won't feel as long, maybe it won't be so bad if she thinks about Yuri.
She's at forty five when she beckons him over, thirty when she starts whispering in his ear, and fifteen when she sees Yuri silently open the door.
Ten when Yuri smiles and sneaks up behind him, five when she pulls a gun from the waistband of her jeans, and zero when she puts it to his head and says "Boo".
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Yoona scowls as Yuri tells her not to put her all her clothes back on until they've got him properly tied to the bed. She listens, though, and holds his limbs down so that Yuri can get it done quickly. She notices that he flinches every time she touches him now but she doesn't really care since she'd probably do the same if someone was tying her to a bed and waving a gun in her face. He looks at them with fear in his eyes and Yuri chuckles.
"It's nothing personal, you just looked like you had the most money," she thinks for a moment, "Do you have money? Yoona, go look."
Yoona makes a point of glaring at Yuri and redressing at half her usual speed before she searches the man's clothes. She comes up with a half-empty pack of gum and a single condom, both of which she presents to Yuri with a smile.
Yuri curses quietly and throws her a look that says are you fucking kidding me? and throws the car keys in her direction. Yoona almost has to lunge to catch them and she walks out of the room trying to twirl them around her fingers more than twice without failing.
Her car search goes considerably better than her clothing search and she walks back into the room with almost seven hundred in cash, two credit cards and a new hat.
Yuri high fives her, tries to steal her hat and starts counting the money. Yoona kisses her forehead as she walks past and says she's going to shower before they leave because she still feels gross from having to touch the man tied to the bed. Yuri slaps her ass with a wad of bills in response and tells her that it couldn't have been that bad.
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She leaves the bathroom and is only mildly surprised when she sees that Yuri has turned the TV on and is watching some ridiculous porno at an even more ridiculous volume. She stares at the screen with the sort of boredom that Yoona thought was reserved for fish documentaries and high school math, and spins her gun around, ignoring the way the man would thrash about every few seconds.
Yoona runs her hand through her hair and rests her new hat atop her head.
"Shall we?"
Yuri grins at her and knocks the man out with the back of her gun. She makes sure to turn the TV's volume up to almost deafening levels before they leave and Yoona rolls her eyes.
She can still hear the moans when they're six doors down and feels sorry for whoever has to go in there and deal to it.
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Fandom: SNSD
Pairing: Yoona/Yuri
Rating: PG-13
Summary They do what they can to stay alive.
A/N I might continue this at some point. Maybe.
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"You want some company?"
Yoona looks up and almost flinches when she sees that the man talking to her has about four teeth and a tattoo of a bear on his left cheek. She makes eye contact with Yuri at the far end of the diner. Yuri shakes her head, eyes almost comically wide, and Yoona flips the man off and tells him she has all the company she needs.
---
She sits alone, toying with her cold hotdog for at least twenty minutes before she's approached again.
"What's someone as pretty as you doing here all by yourself?"
He looks about three years older than her, maybe more, and he twirls his keys around in a way that makes Yoona think he practices. She thinks about his question, what exactly is she doing here, and smiles at him. She sees Yuri shoot her a thumbs up out of the corner of her eye and she puts her hand on his forearm.
"Waiting for someone like you," she lies.
---
Yoona lets him drive her to the nearest motel with his hand on her thigh and she doesn't gag even once because she knows that this is the important part and because she can see Yuri following behind in her car.
She knows she has to do this because Yuri did the last one and besides, she has to pull her weight somehow, but that doesn't make it any less unpleasant.
She waits in the car while the man pays for a room and she even lets him take her by the hand when he leads her there.
She keeps a smile on her face the whole time and she thinks that this might be a new record.
---
When he closes the door she runs her hands over his chest and convinces him not to lock it, then she moves to the bed and starts to undress.
She tells him not to touch, to just watch for the moment and she starts to count backwards from one hundred and eighty. She doesn't like this part at all; she hates the way that she can practically feel the path his eyes take over her body but she knows it's only three short minutes, and maybe three minutes won't feel as long, maybe it won't be so bad if she thinks about Yuri.
She's at forty five when she beckons him over, thirty when she starts whispering in his ear, and fifteen when she sees Yuri silently open the door.
Ten when Yuri smiles and sneaks up behind him, five when she pulls a gun from the waistband of her jeans, and zero when she puts it to his head and says "Boo".
---
Yoona scowls as Yuri tells her not to put her all her clothes back on until they've got him properly tied to the bed. She listens, though, and holds his limbs down so that Yuri can get it done quickly. She notices that he flinches every time she touches him now but she doesn't really care since she'd probably do the same if someone was tying her to a bed and waving a gun in her face. He looks at them with fear in his eyes and Yuri chuckles.
"It's nothing personal, you just looked like you had the most money," she thinks for a moment, "Do you have money? Yoona, go look."
Yoona makes a point of glaring at Yuri and redressing at half her usual speed before she searches the man's clothes. She comes up with a half-empty pack of gum and a single condom, both of which she presents to Yuri with a smile.
Yuri curses quietly and throws her a look that says are you fucking kidding me? and throws the car keys in her direction. Yoona almost has to lunge to catch them and she walks out of the room trying to twirl them around her fingers more than twice without failing.
Her car search goes considerably better than her clothing search and she walks back into the room with almost seven hundred in cash, two credit cards and a new hat.
Yuri high fives her, tries to steal her hat and starts counting the money. Yoona kisses her forehead as she walks past and says she's going to shower before they leave because she still feels gross from having to touch the man tied to the bed. Yuri slaps her ass with a wad of bills in response and tells her that it couldn't have been that bad.
---
She leaves the bathroom and is only mildly surprised when she sees that Yuri has turned the TV on and is watching some ridiculous porno at an even more ridiculous volume. She stares at the screen with the sort of boredom that Yoona thought was reserved for fish documentaries and high school math, and spins her gun around, ignoring the way the man would thrash about every few seconds.
Yoona runs her hand through her hair and rests her new hat atop her head.
"Shall we?"
Yuri grins at her and knocks the man out with the back of her gun. She makes sure to turn the TV's volume up to almost deafening levels before they leave and Yoona rolls her eyes.
She can still hear the moans when they're six doors down and feels sorry for whoever has to go in there and deal to it.
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