a very serious post.

[crushedoleander]

I've been doing a lot of looking inside myself, worrying about what other people see and how I come off. I'd like to think I have a better self-image because of it, I am more aware of what I project on first impression

Comments

[tsubame_gaeshi]

My head needs buzzing, like, 1" all around. 'Sound like something you could help me with?

[crushedoleander]

if you have clippers and the guide you want. Lemme know when.

[gallyko]

I sincerely hoped you've seen this and then reevaulate your stance on not becoming a beauty queen.

You should challenge your hairdressers, see just how much volume they can put into your hair. Measure by ruler, and crown a winner. Then proclaim that you can no longer have any volume in your hair as it will bring back tearful memories of having to choose hairdressers and you don't want that pain again.

[enginoshouzoku]

...I just had to watch the subtitled version to even remotely understand what came out of her mouth.

[gallyko]

What's even better is that she got 3rd runner up.

Which means either the rest of the girls were incredibly dumb, or this competition really is all about looks.

[enginoshouzoku]

Looks. My cousin, Heather, entered the Colorado Teen one, and while she isn't the prettiest thing in the world, she still is a looker. Not only that, but she's SMART.

She didn't even get third. Her friend, who's much prettier, but dumber than a fencepost, got second. -.-

[zero_chance]

We need to totally hang out sometime. Maybe do some guitar stuff, or something.

[crushedoleander]

YES. We can rock it out hardcore...

only not since I am not punk rock.

[_skye_]

Are you mocking me?!? Because I will NEVER get volume in my hair and this means I will NEVER BE A BEAUTY QUEEN OMG !1!one! YOU MOCK MY PAIN; NEVER DO IT AGAIN!

[crushedoleander]

Yes, I woke up yesterday and contemplated your perfection, your beauty, your wit. This was the only flaw I could flaunt to make myself feel better. I am much more humble today I realize that was a mistake. Please accept my sincerest apologies.

OK sorry to make this thread slow-loading but who else could I show this to?!

[_skye_]

Well then, hmpf. I suppose I should extend you some slack, as your hair couldn't possibly be performing at peak effectiveness in this heat. I know how you feel: well, not DIRECTLY of course as my hair is perfect all the time but in theory. Grab those grapes and peel me a bounch while I watch America's Top Model and we'll call it even.

PS My son? Prettiest princess in all the land.

[anonymous]

Wow, you sure have a lot to worry about!

[crushedoleander]

Sure, not another thought in my head except for my gorgeous hair and sarcasm on the internet. I lose a lot of sleep.