crushedoleander

crushedoleander Sep 30, 2006 21:06

So I am no longer a teenager. I don't know why that seems so important to me.

haha, oh well.

thanks guys. All of y'all.

crushedoleander Sep 20, 2006 22:26

OH GOD I HAVE THE WEST SARSTHRAX.

SEND HELP.

OH IT HAS GOTTEN ME, OH GOTTEN ME.

crushedoleander Sep 15, 2006 13:26

Dear Universe's nasty sense of irony,

I am really really sorry. Seriously. I won't do it again. Just lemme fix my hair now kay?

crushedoleander Aug 21, 2006 18:22

I destroyed a good pair of shoes in eight months.

I LIKED THOSE SHOES, I didn't have to break them in.

( A survey. )

crushedoleander Aug 06, 2006 08:39

A little boy came over on my lunch break, yesterday, to stare at my DS.

I really wanted to tell him when you get older you get better toys.

crushedoleander Jul 29, 2006 19:24

crushedoleander Jul 18, 2006 17:56

"You expensed our date ( Read more... )

crushedoleander Jul 13, 2006 21:51

"the nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

crushedoleander Jun 27, 2006 17:36

Oh by the way. I forgot to tell you. I have a three-legged dog.

His name is Bill. I call him William.

crushedoleander Jun 27, 2006 12:10