Funny
I bought one of those hair iron thingies, and in the instruction section I found the following good advise:
6. Never use while sleeping
and this is how I spent my day ....
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: Come, freeze your butt off
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
Arkansas: More than Kansas
California: Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: Squarer than Wyoming
Connecticut: NYC's other suburb
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Delaware: You'll need a map to find us
Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts
Florida: Elephant Graveyard; where old republicans go to die
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Georgia: Confederate money welcome
Hawaii: Ha Ha -- We're here and you're not!
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Idaho: We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Maine: For Sale
Mississippi: In more spelling bees than any other state
Nevada: Waiting for California to fall into the ocean
New Hampshire: Almost as exciting as Vermont
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Jersey: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
New Jersey: Tell 'em Guido sent you
New York: Not just a city
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Tenessee: A great fixer-upper
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Bet ya can't name two of our towns
Washington: No, the capital has a "DC" after its name
West Virginia: Family values
Wyoming: Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
http://funny2.com/states.htm
6. Never use while sleeping
and this is how I spent my day ....
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: Come, freeze your butt off
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
Arkansas: More than Kansas
California: Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: Squarer than Wyoming
Connecticut: NYC's other suburb
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Delaware: You'll need a map to find us
Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts
Florida: Elephant Graveyard; where old republicans go to die
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Georgia: Confederate money welcome
Hawaii: Ha Ha -- We're here and you're not!
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Idaho: We don't care if you spell potato with an "e"
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Maine: For Sale
Mississippi: In more spelling bees than any other state
Nevada: Waiting for California to fall into the ocean
New Hampshire: Almost as exciting as Vermont
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Jersey: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
New Jersey: Tell 'em Guido sent you
New York: Not just a city
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Tenessee: A great fixer-upper
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Bet ya can't name two of our towns
Washington: No, the capital has a "DC" after its name
West Virginia: Family values
Wyoming: Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
http://funny2.com/states.htm