Lisa, you obviously don't have enough South in you. Congealed fatty is not a big deal. In fact, it can be used in vegetables. And never drink Coke if you can drink Pepsi.
You have the wrong south in you. At least where I lived, it was not called pop or soda, it was a coke. "What kind of coke would you like?" "Dr Pepper" was a prefectly legitimate conversation (and at least in Texas, DP is the drink of choice, since it was invented there). I realize that concealed fat it a major ingredient in southern cooking (thus green bean cassarole, one of the foulest dishes know to man, especially if canned pre cooked beans are used ( I hated those things so bad)). Pear shaped is also the most common shape for southern women over the age of about 30, so I don't think I'm missing out on too much.
While Texas may flaunt it more, Backwoods Virginia is the original South. We were here growing squash and shooting wildlife to eat before people even knew there was a Texas. I'd take hills and cricks over desert any day.
Um yeah, like I have much connection any more to shooting oppossums. But I do love Virginia. And those green bean casseroles. Plus, I've been a pear for 7 years now, and it's great. There's something very secure in knowing your center of mass is so close to the ground.
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My sarcastic indignation fails to provide a suitably scornful characterization of cool whip.
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Um yeah, like I have much connection any more to shooting oppossums. But I do love Virginia. And those green bean casseroles. Plus, I've been a pear for 7 years now, and it's great. There's something very secure in knowing your center of mass is so close to the ground.
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