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[crushyourdream]

You all couldn't just have the decency to die quickly, you have to make it a long and boring process.

Listening to your suffering was fun for a while, but now it's just dull.

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[schemingwords]

Spare the trite lines, Larxene. If you wish to have some fun, find a long-tongued dog to occupy your time.

[crushyourdream]

What do you think I have been doing?

[teaandlightning]

Why hello, Azula! How lovely it is to hear a familiar voice again.

[crushyourdream]

Azula?
Your brains are scattered, old man, I'm Larxene.

[teaandlightning]

Are you really? My greatest apologies - for a moment there, I thought you were my niece! You reminded me so much of her.

[crushyourdream]

Or maybe you're just going senile.

[not_riku_thx]

Whine and moan about how you're so bored someplace else.

...preferably someplace where there's a lot of vicious, hungry things with sharp teeth.

[crushyourdream]

Oh, but they're boring, too. Would you rather entertain me?

[not_riku_thx]

Sorry, right now I've got better places to be than with a sword shoved through your throat, hag.

[crushyourdream]

Guarding your worthless witch?

[quirky_sitar]

...Well gee, Larxene. Why don't you tell me how I can make it more interesting, to amuse you.

[crushyourdream]

You could do a dance. Drown in your own coughed-up blood. Impale yourself with that sitar.

[quirky_sitar]

Oh baby. Oh baby. You're so freakin' creepy when ya talk dirty.

...You really do think these things through, don'cha?

[crushyourdream]

It's called sublimation: channeling a socially unacceptable desire, like murdering someone, into an acceptable one, like thinking about it.

It's not working too well, though. I may just go back to unacceptable.

[holmescopy]

You should put them out of our misery.

[crushyourdream]

If people weren't so sensitive about it, I would.

[holmescopy]

They're faking it.