♋ PCG 15

[crusthatecean]

[Action; High School Cafeteria]

[Lunchtime in the cafeteria! Everyone is heading off to sit at the tables appropriate to their social circle as usual

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Cafeteria

[nolongeralpha]

[Caw. Who let birds into the cafeteria?]

Holy shit that is one ugly queen.

[foretastes]

Dave, Dave! Come sit on your king's shoulder! [eeeeeeeeeee Dave. she pats her shoulder.]

[crusthatecean]

Terezi, I insist you make him pay respect. I thought I'm to be called Great Leader.

[nolongeralpha]

Sweet, always wanted to park my ass on top of royalty.

[Coming on over and landing on her shoulder and bracing for licking/sniffing]

Yeah, you're the ugliest great leader I've ever seen too.

cafeteria

[miraculls]

[flashes Terezi and Karkat a huge thumbs-up while looking super proud of himself]

Congrats, motherfuckers! Guess all that stuffing paid off. That crown looks real good on you, best friend.

[foretastes]

He is the most beautiful queen this sorry human town will ever know!

[crusthatecean]

Gamzee, you fucking moron, I thought I made it so clear how to cast the ballots that even a grub could handle it, but you still found a way to fuck it up.

[miraculls]

What do you mean by that? You won, yeah? I told a bunch of other motherfuckers to be all writing ballots for the two of you too, so I'm all what pretty motherfuckin' sure we laughsassinated the competition.

phone shut up i can tag twice if i want to

[miraculls]

Uhh.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[O...kay...well, Gamzee is pretty confused, but Terezi seems to be fine with whatever's happening, so he'll just go along with it.]

That's...real sweet of you, bro? Don't worry, I bet Sollux is all returning those flushed feelings, miracles can happen all the motherfuckin' time.

blocked

[foretastes]

[SHE KNEW GAMZEE WOULD FALL FOR IT............. of course......]

Don't worry, Gamz! I'll find a new person for my flushed quadrant!

[crusthatecean]

That's right. Miracles every day, Gamzee. Great job on correctly interpreting this call, you've met all of my expectations.

[miraculls]

Thanks, best friend! Makes me all real motherfuckin' glad to be hearing you finally having some faith in miracles.

And if you ain't worried, blindtits, then I ain't worried either. You'll fill that quadrant in no time, honk!

[cafeteria]

[stealsluck]

Oh, I have a question! Pick meeeeeee!!!!!!!

[foretastes]

Spiderbitch! You may speak! [tosses a bread roll at her...]

[stealsluck]

When are you going to notice that nobody around here is giving a fuuuuuuuuck about what you say????!!!!

I mean! It's reeeaaally embarrassing to know you right now!

[foretastes]

You're listening, aren't you? I see you trembling before my kingly might! I demand you pay tribute.

phone;

[dreambubbly]

...reely?

[foretastes]

[OH NOOOO

this might hurt Feferi's feelings if she doesn't make it clear it's a joke. hmmmm.]

Hehehe, what do you think?

[crusthatecean]

Feferi, does this sound like how I would willingly execute a love confession?

[dreambubbly]

Willingly? No...but with all this crazy romance shit going on, I reeeeeely can't tell all too well.