♋ PCG 19

[crusthatecean]

[Phone]

[Karkat is calling! He sounds a little shaky this time, and he speaks quickly, dropping the normal amount of too-long-didn't-listen ranting.]Okay, idiots, it's that fucking time again. My safe housing list for December is in the communication receptacle outside 1338 Benny Road, so come get an updated copy, or your first copy if you're new

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[heardeadpe0ple]

Oh! But they all seem so nice. It seems kind of mean to not talk to them for no reason. They don't know anything about our session other then whatever any of us told them!

But you wanted to speak to me privately, Karkat? I'm here!

[crusthatecean]

It's not for no reason.

Look, I just wanted to talk to you about some things. The first is that I think Sollux needs help, his porn addiction has grown out of control. You don't even want to know what kind of shit he looks at. I think you should talk to him and try to help, if it's even possible for there to be help for him.

The second is that I think he told you some shit about the future, and I just want to make sure that your strict adherence to timeline logic will continue, and you won't go around telling everyone what he said.

[heardeadpe0ple]

I will try to not speak to them as much, but I am curious as to what they have to say. If they're from earlier times, then they have knowledge of Alternia before us.

I was not aware he had a porn addiction, especially since he can't really see anymore. I will talk to him about it. I'm sure I can knock some sense into him. [Or Sollux can have the wrath of robo!girlfriend.]

He's at about the same point as I am. Maybe just a little ahead of me. I won't tell anyone though. I promise. It's just more timeline shenanigans at this point.

[crusthatecean]

[If Sollux has an actual porn addiction Karkat isn't aware of it. He's just out for revenge.]

Good. Well, that's all I wanted to say on that shit.

[heardeadpe0ple]

[Of course Aradia imagines that what Karkat says is true...]

I'm more surprised as to how he is able to acquire anything of that sort in this place. Everything seems to be pretty hard to acquire in this place.

Karkat, are you okay?

[crusthatecean]

Yes, everything's fine.

[No, it obviously isn't.]

[heardeadpe0ple]

And you expect me to believe that?

[That, she doesn't believe.]

[crusthatecean]

Since when do you care whether or not it's true?

[heardeadpe0ple]

Because we're friends. And I guess when I stopped being okay with everything and stopped being so dead.

Is that good enough of an answer? I just want to know if you're okay or not Karkat. I didn't see you during that chaos before.

[crusthatecean]

Oh. Before.

Look, things have been complicated lately. There's been a lot on my nutrition plateau. It isn't important.

[heardeadpe0ple]

If you say so Karkat. But if you need any help, you can just ask you know.

It'll be easy to find me anyways. The place put me back in the robot body for some reason.

[crusthatecean]

Okay, I guess.

[heardeadpe0ple]

Don't worry too much Karkat!

But I have to go find out about this stuff with Sollux. [This will not end well...]

[crusthatecean]

Right, talk to you later, then.

[heardeadpe0ple]

I'll talk to you later! [Click. And off she goes.]