30. [Text]

[crustless_pbj]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but...

THERE IS A HIPPO IN THE HALL.

I think they're vegetarians, but it's so big. And, well...anything that big must leave a lot of..."waste".
Animals are so dirty. Sometimes, I feel like this mansion enjoys creating smelly, germy events.

Comments

[2ndhandlion]

Be careful, they can spray about 20 feet.

[crustless_pbj]

...
What would they spray?!?

[2ndhandlion]

Just stick with the front end.

[crustless_pbj]

I'll stay far away from BOTH ends, thank you.

[Video]

[thisisherson]

[Perfectly coiffed hair? Tiny bowtie? Yep, you're looking at a five-year-old Kurt Hummel who's learning how to play with the network thingy.]

...Ew. That's really gross.

Re: [Video]

[crustless_pbj]

[OH GOD, so adorable.]

Kurt?
You're looking like an even younger milkmaid today.

[Video]

[thisisherson]

Uh-huh. ...How do you know me? Are you friends with my mom and dad?

[Stranger danger? ...eh, not really. She seems nice.]

Re: [Video]

[crustless_pbj]

You don't remember me?
I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised. Stuff like this happens all the time in this place.

troll culture sure is weird /sob

[psych0ruin]

maybe we c0uld c0llect 0ne 0f its leavings and dec0rate it
d0 y0u think they are s0lid en0ugh

Re: troll culture sure is weird /sob

[crustless_pbj]

...
[Emma is catatonic. Congratulations.]
Why... WHY WOULD YOU?

great success B)

[psych0ruin]

why n0t
are they very unstable
has it been drinking a l0t 0_0

Re: great success B)

[crustless_pbj]

[FROWNING]

...I refuse to discuss the consistency of hippo poop.

[sitarslacker]

Seriously!?

What is this, Deep Jungle?

[crustless_pbj]

I sure hope not.
Jungles are dangerous places...

[sitarslacker]

You're telling me!