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[cruxignis]

So, no one's found any more hypnotic evil toys have they?

Hyne am I bored outta my mind. Find the wine cellar already.

Comments

[refinedmaestro]

What is this about "evil hypnotic toys"?

[cruxignis]

Didn't I just explain this to someone?

Toy made people go crazy and evil, people died, house got bored and reset itself.

I could give you the long version but I can't promise there won't be embellishment and gummy bear inclusion.

[refinedmaestro]

I do believe Rangiku told me about some toys going mad and attacking people, but not making people go insane.

If you wish to explain the long version to me, I do not mind though. But if I may ask, what is a gummy bear?

[cruxignis]

The toy didn't attack anyone, it made people attack each other.

...Seriously?

It's a magical creature that if you eat it it gives you superpowers, problem is it's also poisonous so you tend to die afterwards. If you manage to defeat it in single combat of course.

[shocking_sadist]

If so they've done a good job hiding it.

Eager to get smashed already?

[cruxignis]

Bored enough to get smashed already.

[moar_sake_plz]

There's a bar in the Ballroom~

[cruxignis]

Oh really?

[moar_sake_plz]

Yeah~~

You don't know?

[cruxignis]

I wasn't paying attention.

[cruxignis]

Cooking wine ain't strong enough. Tastes like shit anyway.

[cruxignis]

Yeah another guy just told me, think I'll head over there and grab a drink. Ain't anything else to do in here.

[voice]

[epitomical]

[Sounds rather uncaring, actually]

... Toys?

[Text because no one should hear him laughing so hard]

[cruxignis]

Yep. Evil toys.

[voice because he's a dick :|]

[epitomical]

That sounds hard to fathom.

[Not voice because he's even more of one!]

[cruxignis]

I'm sure, still true.