Apr 02, 2011 18:33
[Getting one's body shuffled around in an experiment is nothing new, but it's created a bit of a situation for one Harry Potter. After spending a good chunk of the week burbling about as a Jabberwocky, he's found himself in the body of a unicorn. More weirdness he can handle, right? Aside from a little piece of Voldemort's soul that's usually nestled comfortably in a lightning bolt scar that also got jostled around. Now? It's resting inside unicorn!Harry's horn, on top of a great stash of unicorn blood. Gallons of immortality ripe for the taking! That requires effort!
Except rather than a sore head scar, it's more of an annoying, inexplicably itching horn. Harry is wandering around the forest in a rather annoyed manner, rubbing his horn against trees and trying to make it stop. Eventually, he makes his way back to his journal to complain.]
Does anyone know anything about itchy horns?
beacon of virtue and justice,
let's hope he doesn't blind himself,
unicorn harry,
so many horn euphemisms,
event,
to speak of one is to speak of the other,
rubbing his horn teehee