Comments | cruxofapotter: 029 - Harry Potter and the Very Grumpy Unicorn

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029 - Harry Potter and the Very Grumpy Unicorn - [Voice/Action]

Apr 02, 2011 18:33

[Getting one's body shuffled around in an experiment is nothing new, but it's created a bit of a situation for one Harry Potter. After spending a good chunk of the week burbling about as a Jabberwocky, he's found himself in the body of a unicorn. More weirdness he can handle, right? Aside from a little piece of Voldemort's soul that's usually ( Read more... )

beacon of virtue and justice, let's hope he doesn't blind himself, unicorn harry, so many horn euphemisms, event, to speak of one is to speak of the other, rubbing his horn teehee

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[Voice] aphephobic April 3 2011, 03:00:43 UTC

... Pervert.

[Voice] cruxofapotter April 3 2011, 03:01:59 UTC

[Oh bloody hell.] You'd think so, wouldn't you?

[Voice] aphephobic April 3 2011, 07:13:26 UTC

If it was unintentional, you should work on being clearer when you say things.

[Voice] cruxofapotter April 3 2011, 14:18:17 UTC

How much clearer can you get when talking about a unicorn horn?

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[voice] lunarvalkyrie April 3 2011, 03:16:43 UTC

Why does it itch? Was it damaged, somehow?

[voice] cruxofapotter April 3 2011, 03:20:20 UTC

I'm not entirely sure. All I know is that it won't stop for anything.

[voice] lunarvalkyrie April 3 2011, 03:30:11 UTC

Did it touch any strange plant or powder? Otherwise, you might want to try creams that treat itchy skin. They might work for horns, too.

[voice] cruxofapotter April 3 2011, 03:32:15 UTC

Dunno. I woke up like this. It didn't bother me so much when I was... whatever the hell I've been most of the week.

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[voice] entaiho April 3 2011, 07:51:14 UTC

...what kind of horn?

[voice - threadjacking...] king_en April 3 2011, 12:33:41 UTC

...oh, and here you are. I was about to suggest he talk to you.

[voice] entaiho April 3 2011, 18:04:11 UTC

I don't think he's in quite the same situation.

[voice] king_en April 3 2011, 18:19:21 UTC

Why not? Doesn't your horn ever itch?

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[voice] king_en April 3 2011, 12:32:46 UTC

I personally don't know anything but there's someone I could ask.

[He wonders how Enki would take that question.]

[voice] cruxofapotter April 3 2011, 14:16:10 UTC

That would be great.

[voice] king_en April 3 2011, 16:09:02 UTC

For now, I'd suggest rubbing it against a tree or something.

[voice] cruxofapotter April 4 2011, 00:00:45 UTC

I've been doing that. It's rubbish for reaching the base though.

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[Action] hisdarkmark April 3 2011, 20:06:17 UTC

[He'd heard the question, and thus decided to set out to find Harry. It's not as though he's much happier in his form, but he can't help but soon soar over the boy's head, landing on the ground in front of him....and laughing a bit.]

You...you...really?

[Action] cruxofapotter April 3 2011, 23:56:11 UTC

[Harry has flecks of bark covering his head and Draco isn't helping.]

What?

[Action] hisdarkmark April 4 2011, 00:12:32 UTC

I thought I was in bad shape as the bloody chicken beast, but you! [He doesn't care if he's helping or not. This is still just too much.]

[Action] cruxofapotter April 4 2011, 00:45:22 UTC

This is actually better than the last thing I was, aside from the bloody itching.

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