'Cause Everything Works, Love (pt. 7 of 23)

[cruz_control55]

Our next installment from "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs".

Defying all expectation, a group of Scottish marine biologist capture a live Loch Ness Monster. In an almost unbelievable coincidence, a bear hunter in the Pacific Northwest shoots a Sasquatch in the thigh, thereby allowing zoologists to take the furry monster into captivity. These events

Comments

[caderyn]

Considering WHO The New York Times' audience are, I'd think the President's story or the Sasquatch (American) would be the bigger stories. They'd all be in the main page, but as to who will be above the fold... I guess go with Sasquatch, to attract readers, and then have the President's story right next to it.

[head_vs_heart89]

I've never cared for people's personal business, its part of why I hate the media they expose people's private lives. That said the president's disease wouldn't make the cover if I were in charge. Did these Scottish marines injure the Loch Ness Monster? Because if they captured this monster without hurting it that would take skill, I assume monsters are strong. While a bear hunter was out, assumingly hunting bears and not Sasquatch, accidentally shoots the beast in the thigh, sure that's a neat find though its an accidental find since he was looking for bears...

I'd put them both on the cover in a combo story. Because they are two creatures whose existence as been questionable and a combo story would make sense.

[head_vs_heart89]

I realize I could've just went with the last two sentences, but it didn't occur to me until I got to "bears"