Post-a-day 21: A day in the life of Monty
Thanks to silvaa for the prompt on this one, since my brain dried up and left me staring at a blank screen for five minutes like a zombie, desperate for something to put in print. It's totally silly, but at least I got something down!
Wonder what they're doing in there? I'm hungry. Can't get it myself and since I can't find my mum I need the big people to get it for me. Oh! I'm in! Where's he..? Why's he going over there? Maybe if I wind around his legs whilst he's stood facing the wall he'll hurry up and notice me. Ooh! Bit of fluff! Wait, what? Where's he gone now?
Food! There it is! I'm having that! Mmm, I like this crunchy stuff. Dog! Oh no! If I make myself really big then hopefully he'll leave me alone. Maybe I should hide on the stairs. He's gone? Gone. Food!
Time to go to the box with the grit. Need the toilet. Grit is so much fun to kick out over the floor! Aaah.
That little plastic ball with the ribbon is going to DIE!
Little bit sleepy now. Those big people make a warm shelf when they go into one of those big green things - he's made a shelf. Wonder if I could... he's not stopping me... so tired.
WHATWASTHAT?! Ginger one is looking at me. She's not my mum. I'm going to CHARGE! Hah! She ran away. No wait. Oh no, she's coming back! Run away! Hide in the warm cupboard place. It's nice here.
Hungry again now. Where are the big people? Ginger one's no help. She can't feed me like mum did. Maybe sleep a bit more.
There they are! They're not looking at me! Maybe if I shout at them. Oi! Hey! I'm hungry here! Ah! They've seen me. Food! There it is! I'm having that! Mmm, I like this crunchy stuff. Maybe a drink too.
This big person makes a shelf a lot. Must know I feel sleepy. Sleep.
Wonder what they're doing in there? I'm hungry. Can't get it myself and since I can't find my mum I need the big people to get it for me. Oh! I'm in! Where's he..? Why's he going over there? Maybe if I wind around his legs whilst he's stood facing the wall he'll hurry up and notice me. Ooh! Bit of fluff! Wait, what? Where's he gone now?
Food! There it is! I'm having that! Mmm, I like this crunchy stuff. Dog! Oh no! If I make myself really big then hopefully he'll leave me alone. Maybe I should hide on the stairs. He's gone? Gone. Food!
Time to go to the box with the grit. Need the toilet. Grit is so much fun to kick out over the floor! Aaah.
That little plastic ball with the ribbon is going to DIE!
Little bit sleepy now. Those big people make a warm shelf when they go into one of those big green things - he's made a shelf. Wonder if I could... he's not stopping me... so tired.
WHATWASTHAT?! Ginger one is looking at me. She's not my mum. I'm going to CHARGE! Hah! She ran away. No wait. Oh no, she's coming back! Run away! Hide in the warm cupboard place. It's nice here.
Hungry again now. Where are the big people? Ginger one's no help. She can't feed me like mum did. Maybe sleep a bit more.
There they are! They're not looking at me! Maybe if I shout at them. Oi! Hey! I'm hungry here! Ah! They've seen me. Food! There it is! I'm having that! Mmm, I like this crunchy stuff. Maybe a drink too.
This big person makes a shelf a lot. Must know I feel sleepy. Sleep.