Post-a-day 24: Another fricking meme
Ganked from silvaa
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"'Iaith Pawb, Cynllun Gweithredu Cenedlaethol ar gyfer Cymru Ddwyieithog':"
for those who aren't fluent Welsh speakers, that roughly translates as 'Language for All, the National Action Plan for a Bilingual Wales'
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Someone else's intray
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Einstein and Eddington.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10.55am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10.56am (check out my mad tiem skillz :p)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Other people typing, general office hubbub
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning. I was going to work, and flailing rediculously at J through the window.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
silvaa 's journal
9. What are you wearing?
Big chunk of amber about the throat, oatmeal coloured v-necked sweater, black cardigan, black pencil skirt, black vertical-striped tights, caramac-coloured patent stilletoes. And no glasses for a change cos I finally got around to ordering some contact lenses
10. Did you dream last night?
If I did, I don't recall
11. When did you last laugh?
About half an hour ago with H at work, due to a very wrong conversation about scraping the semen of teenage autists off the bottom of special school tables to assist with my shortage of donated sperm.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Windows, mostly. My windowsill has two cacti on it called Fluffy and John Thomas.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Last Saturday I saw a little boy of about 6 years of age wandering down Queen Street in Cardiff , apparently alone, in handcuffs.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I really should be doing work instead of doing this...
15. What is the last film you saw?
Last proper moviefilm I saw was "Burn After Reading".
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I don't know if I'd buy anything, to be honest. But I'd pay off my debts, quit my job, and try to find a drama school that'd take me.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I'm terrified of moths.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Delete all religion and secularise everything.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. But I usually end up with whiplash the following day. I tell no lies.
20. George Bush:
...was only marginally worse than the other fuckwits who've preceded him, and I'm sceptical that things will get any better under the new guy. I hope to be proved wrong.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Not sure. Maybe Grace. But that might be a curse rather than a blessing.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Osian. It's a Welsh name, pronounced "Oshan"
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. And have done. Frequently.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Who, now?
25.Tag six people who must also do this in their journal:
No
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"'Iaith Pawb, Cynllun Gweithredu Cenedlaethol ar gyfer Cymru Ddwyieithog':"
for those who aren't fluent Welsh speakers, that roughly translates as 'Language for All, the National Action Plan for a Bilingual Wales'
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Someone else's intray
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Einstein and Eddington.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
10.55am
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10.56am (check out my mad tiem skillz :p)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Other people typing, general office hubbub
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning. I was going to work, and flailing rediculously at J through the window.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
silvaa 's journal
9. What are you wearing?
Big chunk of amber about the throat, oatmeal coloured v-necked sweater, black cardigan, black pencil skirt, black vertical-striped tights, caramac-coloured patent stilletoes. And no glasses for a change cos I finally got around to ordering some contact lenses
10. Did you dream last night?
If I did, I don't recall
11. When did you last laugh?
About half an hour ago with H at work, due to a very wrong conversation about scraping the semen of teenage autists off the bottom of special school tables to assist with my shortage of donated sperm.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Windows, mostly. My windowsill has two cacti on it called Fluffy and John Thomas.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Last Saturday I saw a little boy of about 6 years of age wandering down Queen Street in Cardiff , apparently alone, in handcuffs.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I really should be doing work instead of doing this...
15. What is the last film you saw?
Last proper moviefilm I saw was "Burn After Reading".
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I don't know if I'd buy anything, to be honest. But I'd pay off my debts, quit my job, and try to find a drama school that'd take me.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I'm terrified of moths.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Delete all religion and secularise everything.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes. But I usually end up with whiplash the following day. I tell no lies.
20. George Bush:
...was only marginally worse than the other fuckwits who've preceded him, and I'm sceptical that things will get any better under the new guy. I hope to be proved wrong.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Not sure. Maybe Grace. But that might be a curse rather than a blessing.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Osian. It's a Welsh name, pronounced "Oshan"
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. And have done. Frequently.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Who, now?
25.Tag six people who must also do this in their journal:
No