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Jun 26, 2006 12:33

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carved_willow June 27 2006, 15:13:55 UTC
why is there always a milk jug of water on the porch?

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cry_me_a_road June 27 2006, 21:53:52 UTC
she uses the water to clean her shoes before she goes into the house.
because, if you ever had a pluralism class, you would have read
some book about the chinese people that explains that they have
very white carpet and wear shoes in their houses.

she also uses it to clean the porch when the birds poop on it.
i tried to explain to her why birds poop so much,
but i used too many english words she didn't understand.

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tranquilrecess June 27 2006, 16:58:24 UTC
Why didn't you keep the $100?
Whose was it?

It may have been from God
for your bridal shower.

(Although I would have expected Him to
write a check.)

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cry_me_a_road June 27 2006, 21:54:49 UTC
it was in the parking lot at work.
i think my boss dropped it,
as he was going on a big trip.
if it had been anywhere else,
i might have considered it a gift.

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