why arent we cloning wholly mammoths? we have the DNA (from frozen mammoth bodies in the arctic), and we have an animal that could carry it and give birth to it (the african elephant).....so why the FUCK arent we cloning them? instead of doing creepy shit like cloning peoples pets and sheep (and potentially humans). Lets clone an extinct fucking ( Read more... )

when I watch beauty and the beast, I catch myself hating the ending ( Read more... )

I just fixed my bra with masking tape, packaging tape and staples.

both the plastic little things that you adjust to make the straps shorter broke. so I had to unleash my mad skills on it so my boobs wouldnt be all droopy-like.

I dont take shit from nothin'.

I woke up this morning to the sound of a train whistle, which sounded several times into the muggy california morning. I guess this normally wouldnt have caused any uproar except that we dont have trains in Concord.

we dont have trains in concord.

We are a no-train city, I'm sure. I'm nearly sure. If we do actually (actually) have a train, then ( Read more... )

Make new friends, but keep the old ( Read more... )