Sit back and listen...

[crypto_sapient]

To music! It's all the excitement of a giant spider dry humping your leg, without all the gooey spiderweb silk getting on your shoes!!! I know, I know you're probably thinking, "Whoa, whoa, Eric calm down! That's a bold statement! My entire family really likes being dry humped by huge spiders, even grandma, and you mean to tell me that music is

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[xjuggernaughtx]

I subscribe to you theory, friend. Almost nothing is as exciting as music.