My dad loves to send me little joke emails, really, it's one of his favorite pass times at work!

So he sends me one of those "eye test" things, specifically this one:
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Whilst talking about those pants that have things written across the ass yesterday Jen decided she wanted to make a pair that said "Blarney stone" across the ass.

I...love...my...GF.

(haha, kiss the blarney stone? kiss my ass pretty much for those a bit slow on the uptake this morning.)

Was going to go to a party tonight and even felt okay after getting home from my sissy's. Sat around, painted my finger nails all shiny and sparkly and green (what's a St.Patty's party w/o green?) then I laid down... this is where our problems began ( Read more... )

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While dreaming last night I was just... y'know... having those weird little random dreams that don't really mean anything (something about a bank and my mom working there... and some huge ass hill that the bank sat on top off being pretty much impossible to get to...lol ( Read more... )

Did I mention I'm getting dicked by the IRS ( Read more... )

Last Mon: Officially became merged with Xerox. Happy to still have a job. We got coffee tumblers to commemorate the day (yay ( Read more... )

Something has convinced my nose that it's a great idea to just clog up and run constantly at the same -bleeping- time. I am tolerating this like a ninja in the snow. Blah ( Read more... )

So, somehow I managed to get off work early on a Friday. This in and of itself is a miracle of modern time flow and is beyond my comprehension. But that *COMBINED* with my magically being able to secure Sunday night off to spend with my Jengie and I am just completely flabbergasted with how life works sometimes. It's when I expect all suck to be ( Read more... )

Was playing with Ianto to see his progress if any. Actually got him to come on (though the screen is just blank white and the computer won't recognize him D=) but the wheel was still making little clicks so I decided to start hitting random buttons to see if I could get some music to play. You know what started playing ( Read more... )