how to kill your eyes, the easy way.

[crystal_martlet]

All you need to do is find yourself a glossy 20" screen to attach to your computer. The glare alone will kill your eyesight. Screw staring at the sun

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[garnet_phoenix]

Your title makes it sound like a guide book.

"The Idiot's Guide to How to Kill Your Eyes".

Is there a sequel where you talk about the hard way to do it?

[crystal_martlet]

The hard way involves lots of blood and poke-age...I don't think that LiveJournal would let me post something to explicit. :p

[garnet_phoenix]

You'd be surprised what LJ allows :P