Not Just Any Crystal Meth Users - DEAF Ones!

[crystalballer43]

The important things you should know:

- I'm becoming a lawyer. Which is good for you because, when you get convicted of felonies, larsonies, petty crimes, or misdemeanors, you can come to me, and I will stand up and say, "They didn't do it." And everyone will look at each other, nod and go, "Yeah, alright."

- I'm becoming a bartender before I become

Comments

[arklan]

but your too hot to be my lawyer!

[crystalballer43]

LOL Arks.
I'll keep a riding crop just for you.
Wow...I didn't mean that to sound pervy and it sooooo did.

I'm just gonna stop now.

[arklan]

ha! very nice.

...and remeber to keep a school girl skirt on hand. ya never know when a jury will need... convincing.

[crystalballer43]

You tryin' to say I can't handle a case without flashing the jury??
GOSH ARKS!

[dreamalittle]

Oooh! You're my lawyer already!

[crystalballer43]

Lol.
Legal counsel, perhaps, but I need a $80,000 piece of paper that says I know what I'm doing before I can call myself a lawyer.
*Sigh*
But, in the meantime, I'll still mix you whatever drink you like.