MORE ADVENTURES OF LI'L M'CU'TIO.

[crystalcleared]

I had the dubious honor once of seeing him in his true form. Thomas never did, of course -- it would have shattered his sanity entirely. Fortunately, I, being rather more than human myself, could stand the sight (though I will not pretend that the memory does not disturb my sleep on occasion). I shall endeavor to describe it here, if only to

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[reinadecopas]

LOL @ TIO KILLING THE DINOSAURS. FUCKING MONDAYS.

i can't wrap my head around the fact that this AU exists. He was already Satan, for crying out loud. Can we make him anything worse at this point? Seriously, would it even be possible?

ffffff glad you enjoyed the mental image

[crystalcleared]

GOD DAMMIT HE ALREADY MISSED THE BOAT TO R'LYEH AND CAN HARDLY GET TO SLEEP AT ALL IN THIS STUPID PLACE

AND THEN A FUCKIN' TRICERATOPS KICKS DOWN HIS FRONT DOOR

CAN YOU BLAME HIM FOR BEING CRANKY

....yeah, it's pretty fucking ridiculous. But I'm having a blast with it. ....I really don't think there could be anything worse. Nothing.

[reinadecopas]

I honestly don't know whether it's hilarious or heartbreaking.

Also, I now believe that Jonathan writes like this all the time.

[pspgm]

Jesus god you actually did this.

SATAN. EVIL VOODOO PRIEST. TENTACLE MONSTER. WHAT HAS TIO NOT BEEN AT THIS POINT?

also purple!pretentious!Jonathan makes my heart flutter.

[crystalcleared]

.......yeeeeeeeep. We did. XD;; I REGRET NOTHING. WRITING THIS ULTRAVIOLET PROSE IS LIKE. LIKE WRITING MASTURBATION. IT'S SHAMEFUL AND THERE'S NO VALUE TO IT BUT GOD IS IT FUN TO DO. i had jonathan be the one to write this because i couldn't bring myself to just leave it as purple prose that i was spouting out

BUT YES. I DON'T THINK WE CAN EVER TOP THIS. THIS IS THE CREEPIEST THING TIO WILL EVER BE.

[teal_deer]

... how did I not know you were a lovecraft fan you silly person