Hm... now there's an idea... Calling upon the Great Oscar when I need to call upon the God of (whatever you think he is god of.... in your case probably sexiness or god of all. =P) in a spell. lololol
I would involve Him in a glamour, maybe? He was part of the Aesthetic Movement and so, held Beauty in high regard.
Of course, being God he can just about help in anything! Especially when you're having one of those melancholic "no one understands me! ::le sigh::" moments. You can pray to him and he'll be like, "Don't worry, dearest. True artists are never really understood!" and then he'd chuckle and invite you to sit with him on his Cosmic Chaise, which replaced the old god's throne when He was made God.
Oh! All Priests and Priestesses (Whom will be called "The Renters") of Oscar use Canes to give benedictions (not up the arse, Eric. You filth.) instead of those...you know...shepherd-like things Bishops and shite carry. You know what I'm talking about?
This is really indicative of my need for sleep. Mleh!
::I will not deify Oscar. I will NOT deify Oscar.::
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Of course, being God he can just about help in anything! Especially when you're having one of those melancholic "no one understands me! ::le sigh::" moments. You can pray to him and he'll be like, "Don't worry, dearest. True artists are never really understood!" and then he'd chuckle and invite you to sit with him on his Cosmic Chaise, which replaced the old god's throne when He was made God.
Oh! All Priests and Priestesses (Whom will be called "The Renters") of Oscar use Canes to give benedictions (not up the arse, Eric. You filth.) instead of those...you know...shepherd-like things Bishops and shite carry. You know what I'm talking about?
This is really indicative of my need for sleep. Mleh!
::I will not deify Oscar. I will NOT deify Oscar.::
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