Tennis Crack Secret Santa Fic

[crystaleyesd]

Title: A Christmas Slam
Characters: Roger Federer, Stanislas Wawrinka, Mario Ancic, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Marat Safin, Andy Murray, Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal, Andy Roddick, Tim Henman, Nikolay Davydenko
Rating: err, PG? Mild swearing.
Story: I ripped off Christmas Carol.
Authors note: My tennis_crack Secret Santa for nonobstant! I’m sure you’re going to hate this

Comments

[nonobstant]

I may read it this evening,
(while my parents go to the church by the bye,I will relish in a good pervs fic :D if I have ze time )
but before it, I warn u, if I find Rodg cheating on Stan or some crap like this, I'll send a bomb as xmas gift for Juanqui. (federinka fanatic mod: ON)
and if I find some Marat/Juanqui crap, I'll pass over it.
na.
Federinka pairing and Marat are two sacred thingzzzz.
grr.

^^ will comment when I have read.^^

[nonobstant]

aaa *has read the beginning*
staaaaaaaan *hugs tight stan, most ewokiest loveliest guy eva*
andandand rodg!! what a bitch!!
grrrrgrrgrr will read it in many parts, for me to bear it
grrrr

[nonobstant]

“Mario’s place?” Roger snorted. “How is this fun? We get to watch him and Juanqui pass mono to each other like some freakish game of ‘pass-the-parcel’ and then hear them argue about who had the most injury laden career?”
(Mario always kept his windows open to let out germs)

XD XD XD excellent; in fact, I'm enjoying this story ...
*goes back to read*

[nonobstant]

I LOVE IT!
I FFFFFFCKING LOVE IT!!
THANX CRYSTAL!!
so touching and funny...a good xmas fairytale!
I will tell it to my children- well, when I have it XD
and poor Stan, patient and deserving Stan...*hugs everybody*
aayaya thanx crystal!! :D
...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
whatever it is, hope u enjoyed ur gift, too =D

[jeu_set_match]

I almost cried reading this, bitch. You can't write such sad things on Xmas eve é_è

It was damn good :/ I'm still laughing about the whole RF walking stick passage XDDD

The Mono (yeah I capitalize it, since I think it has a soul) JESUS THE MONO LMAO!!!!!!

And poor Stan ftw ahahahahaha SRUB HARDER BITCH!

POOR PEOPLE FTW! TINY TIM! IM INCOHERENT!

INCOHERENT!

Ahhh now I have that thing "The prince and the pauper" stuck in my head. (I'd make such a perfect cast for the poor dude)

MERRY XMAS LET ME FRENCH KISS YOU