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crystalic_chick

10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong

Sep 20, 2025 18:00

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans have always reject unnatural things like eye glasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, just like the way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People might even want ( Read more... )

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queenofinsanity September 30 2005, 03:53:14 UTC

Damn straight.

queenofinsanity September 30 2005, 03:53:54 UTC

On a note, I did NOT intend that to be the pun that it ended up being. Excuse me, I'm sorry.

crystalic_chick September 30 2005, 16:36:51 UTC

LOL, oh Jessica. You amuse me

dazed_adam September 30 2005, 18:49:14 UTC

When at first I read the title, my eye's somewhat buldged in shock thinking "I didn't Crystal was the homophobic type!?!?!" But then I was quickly relieved -- comicly so! Those all have quite some truth to them.

crystalic_chick September 30 2005, 18:58:06 UTC

LOL, no, I'm not homophobic. I like that list because the things on the list are so true an open people's eyes to how hypocritical being homophobic can be.

cannedlizard September 30 2005, 22:41:28 UTC

Heh, nice.

sanjaseed October 2 2005, 05:41:42 UTC

okay when I was first reading that, I thought it was jessie yellie's post!

hello blackice59 October 9 2005, 05:30:02 UTC

i stumbled upon your page and when i first read the title, i rolled my eyes. but i had to see what you were going to say. i love it! it's hilarious! where did you get it from? or did you make it up? i am going to put it up on my lj, saying i got it from you. hope you don't mind!

Re: hello crystalic_chick October 9 2005, 14:35:51 UTC

LOL. I got it from someone else's LJ. Sure, go ahead. I'm glad you like it. It's funny because it's true.