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Justin resembles Johnny Depp. Georgie resembles Chow Yun Fat. Both of whom were in Pirates 3, which I just went to see. Although Georgie shaved his facial hair off and justin cut his hair and stopped wearing eyeliner.

This thoroughly amused me. Great party gag.

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My biology professor seemed impressed that I actually knew what a kangaroo rat was. Who, I ask you, has lived in Colorado most of their lives without having gone to the Great Sand Dunes? It's the only thing worth seeing near Alamosa. And who could go to said GSD without witnessing the wonders of the kangaroo rat? Sure, you might not have ever seen ( Read more... )

hers were so amusing on a whole, you get a link

A mosquito is a fluid-feeder because females suck the blood of animals with its long proboscis. Male mosquitoes feed only on plant nectar.

I graded 73 randomly-picked tests myself. On those particular tests, in the true/false section, 30 people missed the definition of "photoautotroph" & 29 indicated that humans evolved from chimpanzees. Photosynthesis was covered in GBI, & I can't believe that many of you really think the second is true. - Cheri Jones

Equus is a really fucked up play

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