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[crzydemona]

• 10:19 @ ircgoliath love you so much! #
• 15:14 Not exactly sure what I did that made my entire toenail fall off... it's not even sore... just... POP! ... gone. WTF? #
• 15:31 @ RealSciggles You DO live close to an Air Force base... Sonic Booms? #

... and that, as they say, is that.

Comments

[kalaniblue]

It's not a toenail... it's your battery pack... you were taken over by ZOMBIE CYBORGS in your sleep... Aaaaaaugh!

Tight shoes? Not enough vitamins? Been near anything radioactive lately? Well, no... then it'd be more than one, and you'd also be glowing in the dark. My money's on the shoes or the vitamins.