Anal phases, penis envy and other stuff

[cs_not_i]

Just handed in my paper on psychosexual development, based on Freud's theory.

It was, if I may say so myself, the best piece of mindless, senseless, pointless babbling I have done in a long time. I'm sure Mr. Halloway will love it since it has nothing to do with what I actually think of it but everything to do with what he thinks of it. All hail

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[attila_lois]

Seriously, you just stroke Halloway the right way and he gives you an 'A', I swear. Then again, I didn't really want to know that was how Rebecca Burson got her A in his class. Chick is as clueless as you are without caffine in the morning.

Freud liked his daughters a little too much. Man was a seriously demented asshole but what are you going to do? People are still wetting their pants over his theories today.

Calm, reporter. Like I said, college is here to wash the individual out of you. The sooner you accept this, the better it'll be.

[cs_not_i]

I'm not stroking him anyway, he is just gross... And I'm never clueless, Lane.

Freud is just as disgusting as Halloway, that might be the reason that old creep likes him so much.

I'll never give up! I'll keep fighting!

Ps: Made new icon. Feel pretty.

[attila_lois]

Aw, you're the prettiest girl ever! Thanks for sending me a copy of it, Sullivan. I actually like the picture of me. You as always, look fantastic.

And by 'stroking', I meant sucking up. And not the gross sucking either, metaphorical sucking. Just brown nose, pretend that you give a shit about his stupid theories and you should be fine.

Keep fighting but giving in feels so good.

[cs_not_i]

I'm dwarfed by you on your icon. I'm sure that's the reason you like that picture. Slut-in-heels. And I look 15 in it, that's probably a good thing though...

I have been pretending, but I'm still keeping my brain. NEVER giving in! EVER!

[ross_the_boss06]

So when are you two going to put up an icon with the caption "kissing cousins"?

I'll be waiting impatiently for that one.

As for the psychobabble. If anyone knows has the phrase, "aim to please", embroidered on their brain, it's you, Chlo.

[cs_not_i]

I don't aim to please Pete, but you just confirmed my theory I have been being too nice to you people...

Won't even dignify the other half of your comment with a reply.

[ross_the_boss06]

You people? Us people? Since when are you too nice to me?

[cs_not_i]

Since I met you, Pete.
I dare you to find another girl who'd sneak out of the house to meet with her friend at 2 in the morning, on a school night, because his brother was annoying him and she couldn't let him into the hour because her dad was sleeping in the next room and would probably kill her if he saw a boy sleeping in her room since she was 14. No one else would leave their warm bed to talk about an annoying siblings on a freezing night. Especially not for someone they had only known for 2 weeks.