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[cschubert05]

whats it gonna take to start winning again??? wearing pants on game days??? ILL WEAR PANTS ON GAME DAYS OK.

losing sucks. you know what doesnt suck though???

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marco fucking sturm!

1. Marco fucking sturm can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
2. Marco fucking sturmolatry is the mindless

Comments

[bochensk]

Okay, that thing about Marco? It's kind of scary, considering he's in my locker room. Especially that stomach thing. WHY do you do this to us?

[vermette20]

I like that! I look up Jason on it, it has so many strange things!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jason Spezza!

1. Jason Spezza is 984 feet tall.
2. Jason Spezza can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
3. New Zealand was the first place to allow Jason Spezza to vote.
4. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Jason Spezza into a volcano it would stop erupting.
5. If you drop Jason Spezza from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.