playing forward is like waking up with your best friends dad and a hangover and you are wearing a dress. NOT THAT I KNOW WHAT THATS LIKE. but VERY UNCOOL ( Read more... )

so there is something that is more shit than playing forward. That is SITTING ON THE BENCH. yeah yeah i know. The next game will be better ( Read more... )

NUMBER ONE IN PENALTY MINUTES. WHY AM I SO AWESOME?

is it my CHARMING GOOD LOOKS?!
yeah probably.

EXCEPT HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU NEED TO BLOW TO PLAY D??? :( Forward is so lame

SCORING GOALS: MORE COOL THAN BEING SICK. WHOIS YOUR DADDY NOW ( Read more... )

The next time i see EVERYBODY i will be in OTTAWA BUT I KNOW YOU WILL MISS ME when i am ON MY AIR-PLANE so to make you feel good and not miss me i will give you a joke!

There is two Bratwurst in the micro-wave.

bratwurst ein says to bratwurst zwei:
"Siech! you and me are in micro wave!"
bratwrust zwei says to bRatwrust ein:
"Siech! YOU ARE ( Read more... )

WHADDYA MEAN I GOTS TO FLY BACK TO OTTAWA TO SEE THAT CAPTAIN GET MARRIED?

Everything in life is SO DEMANDING. if i have to watch MANOGAMY happen there better AT LEAST BE TOO MUCH BEER

stuff to look forward to: hockey! OKTOBERFEST! hockey! OKTOBERFEST! HOCKEY AND OKTOBERFEST.

Last night i went to a bar and there was lots and lots to drink. Vodka and beer and wine and rum and gin and scotch and then i WOKE up this morning besides my friends mom

My summer is GREAT! WHAT ABOUT YOU?

hey because im signed with them senators again, Heres a list of awesome people in order from awesome to not awesome at all ( Read more... )

Friends coming and going. Goodbye, good luck and dont forget to come party with me

Friends getting older. CONGRATULATIONS YOURE OLD. ALL OF YOU.

For a minute there this all almost sounded all serious. Fuck i guess its time for another beer!

#3 ( Read more... )