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[it_glitters]

Happy almost New Year, bitches.

Also, I've stared at the wall for far to long. I so wish I was drunk. The wall would be way more interesting.

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[puppytraining]

Happy New Year to you too, Aiden. 2008 will be an exciting year for you, won't it?

I bet you get sick of people saying that. Because as if you don't realize you're pregnant and all. Still Happy New Year. You can always get drunk next New Years Eve. That is, of course, unless your pregnant, again.

[it_glitters]

I suppose it will be.

And hell no, I feel that this is a one time only event. And if I ever do it again, it will be planned. Planned so that I can get drunk at Christmas and New Years. The times that society demands that you be drunk.

[puppytraining]

This is true. I almost asked you before why you weren't drinking. Then I remembered you were pregnant. I can't believe I could have forgotten that.

I'd almost, almost let you spike my drink with Viagra again, if it made the night more entertaining for you. Better than staring at a wall.

[it_glitters]

I don't think any of us would ever go back to the Viagra night. I don't think that Greg has fully forgiven me for that one.

You know what I miss playing? Darts. But I was never very good. I haven't been allowed to play them since the unfortunate night I lodged on in my Great Uncle's behind.

[dyinganglfallen]

Happy New Year Aiden! I had that dilemma last year. It gets better, I promise. Of course, being in labor on New Years' was definately an interesting experience...

[it_glitters]

Happy New Year! I'm much better now. And Happy Birthday to Velie! Time passes so fast anymore.

[piratekitten]

I am not, nor will I ever be your bitch, Aid.

[it_glitters]

Hi. I suggest that you not be mean with the woman who just offered to babysit while your husband lasso's you in assless chaps while you play sheriff and wild man.

Bitch.

[piratekitten]

I... wait. What? I mean, what?

[it_glitters]

Yeah, now you'll be nice to me.

I just said that not only would I take the triplets, but am also gifting Nick with said assless chaps. So, I expect that this buys me total forgiveness for the Viagra incident, as well as nice-ness until the baby is born.