I'm not about to talk about getting stoned ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulcskelm goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as The All-Singing All-Dancing Crap of the World .arfmooo gives you 11 white grape-flavoured jawbreakers.bearcub48 tricks you! You lose 9 pieces of candy!cocoamonkey131 gives you 17 mauve coffee-flavoured jawbreakers.collegeseraphim gives you 3 purple spearmint-flavoured ( Read more... )

you say your book comes from the Man himself, and you quote his inspired words of wisdom right and left ( Read more... )

I taught Katie how to turn down a guy today.
Well, I showed her how. She's still working on the learning part.

On that note, man, some guys can't take a hint.
That's why it's better not to try at hinting.

BE FIRM AND STRAIGHTFORWARD!

That goes for expressing interest as well as turning a guy down.
Girls neeeeed to learn that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nopV5PKkU_0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Egroonk%2Enet%2Fblog%2F

I BOUGHT A CAR *gleegasm*

I'm tired of me

whatever that is

I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go break into someones house and decorate it!").

Art director for the Clerks cartoon?
Alan Bodner

know whatelse he did?
Kim Possible

I SO CALLED IT

Mike: I SO CALLED IT

a couple disclaimers for clarity ( Read more... )