Dude, that was one long bus trip! Fell asleep listening to my cds for a lot of it, but I swear, I woke up and we were still in freaking Nevada. Nothing but desert as far as the eye could see. And ugh, why did I wake up with shell pink nail polish on? I so only wear black. And why the hell did I let my nails get so long, anyway? And dude? Sandals ( Read more... )

I started high school at Sunnydale today. Last night Maddy and Xander kind of gave me this crash course on the hellmouth and what it meant to be a slayer. I believe them. I'm not sure why I believe them, but I do. I guess because they seem like they've seen and survived a lot ( Read more... )

Okay, what the hell was I smoking these past weeks? I mean seriously, obey my watcher without any thought? Thats like so stupid. My watcher is such a lameass, why would I listen to her? I mean she's got like a stick shoved up her ass or something, no sense of fun. All talk of duty and blah blah blah ( Read more... )

I got into town a couple days ago and asked around to find out where I could find a slayer. Couple guys pointed me to this apartment building. A slayer lives here. I'm going to convince her to stake me ( Read more... )

What the hell? What was I thinking, coming to this place? Bunch of damn peaceniks preaching their non-violent crap, telling me it's my problem if people piss me off? This coming from Larry, who wouldn't even let me give my talk about violence against demons? The damn pansy, I showed him. He ain't gonna be doing much talking with his head twisted ( Read more... )

Okay, I sure didn't see that coming. My watcher Nancy finally talked me into working out last night--I just hate getting all sweaty and last time I broke two nails. But she kind of nagged until I agreed. Anyway, we were sparring a little in the gym in her basement, and I uh, kind of tossed her across the room. Luckily she landed on the mats so she ( Read more... )

Omg, I can't believe it! I'm actually a slayer! This is like too cool! I was worried the day would never come but it did! I'm all ready to do whatever my watcher tells me and serve out my slayerness to its full potential ( Read more... )

Um. I know things have been weird lately. My Dad quit his job as an accountant and decided to go to clown school. He insists we call him Mr. Fluffles and if he sprays me with that squirting flower one more time, I'm going to scream ( Read more... )

Something has happened to me. I felt it last night when I was draining that nice family who picked me up hitchin'. Heh. People still pick up hitchikers. Morons. But I'm sorry. I shouldn't have drained them. I shouldn't have had sex with the wife while the husband watched. I feel horrible ( Read more... )

Man, this retreat is so relaxing! I never realized how much rage I had built up inside. According to the swami, the rage comes from a place of fear, which is why I've always felt the need to brutalize others. I really never thought about it like that, I just thought bashing people and breaking stuff was fun. And fire is so pretty ( Read more... )