Now they've gone TOO FAR!!!!
I might as well warn you now - there's probably gonna be some grumpy grownup words in the cut....
First, the headline:
Disney taps Robert Zemeckis to remake Yellow Submarine in performance-capture 3D.
Now, the response:
JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!!! Isn't it enough that Hollywood has raped virtually everyone's childhood at least 3 times by now? Is there NO ONE in Hollywood that can come up with a fuckin' original idea AT ALL? How in the name of all that's fuckin' holy can Disney really believe that that dead-eye corpse-puppet "Polar Express" shit can hold a CANDLE to the original?!? I can't fuckin' buy a Beatles song on iTunes, but Apple Corps will bend over and say "Ah" for THIS?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
This is the final straw. I really don't see how I can justify going to see a movie in a theater if the money I spend there is going to go to crap like this. I'm even contemplating going to all-used DVDs, just to make sure they don't get my money by accident.
First, the headline:
Disney taps Robert Zemeckis to remake Yellow Submarine in performance-capture 3D.
Now, the response:
JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!!! Isn't it enough that Hollywood has raped virtually everyone's childhood at least 3 times by now? Is there NO ONE in Hollywood that can come up with a fuckin' original idea AT ALL? How in the name of all that's fuckin' holy can Disney really believe that that dead-eye corpse-puppet "Polar Express" shit can hold a CANDLE to the original?!? I can't fuckin' buy a Beatles song on iTunes, but Apple Corps will bend over and say "Ah" for THIS?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
This is the final straw. I really don't see how I can justify going to see a movie in a theater if the money I spend there is going to go to crap like this. I'm even contemplating going to all-used DVDs, just to make sure they don't get my money by accident.