On Average, You Would Sell Out For
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Your Fortune Is
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What Your Sleeping Position Says You are confident and ready to tackle life. You are pretty vain and happy with your physical appearance. You are born to be the center of attention, and you're unhappy on the sidelines. You're always up for trying something new - in and out of bed!
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

WEll Im alone in my aprtment and pretty drunk, and I was thinking about how I miss my baby. So I deceded spo heres some songs that remind me of you...

I Walk the LineI keep a close watch on this heart of mine ( Read more... )

I think until the day I die, unless restated before then, I will hold a grudge against fat lazy sloven ignorant people. These people are the reason that I can no longer buy super sized fucking fries!! If your fat its either genetics or your lazy, you cant blame it on the food you eat. BECUASE YOU PICKED IT!! If you consume more calories than you ( Read more... )

* If your going to Europe pee before you get there. There are literally like 5 W.C.s (toilets) there, and you have to pay for them.
*ALso, incase you didnt know cuz I didnt, there are two buttons the tiolet a big one and a little one. Ill le tyou figure out what their for.
*Belgium has giant fucking cows.
*I know why perfume is so big in Europe, ( Read more... )

So when trying to talk to people in a foreign country dont use a fake accent to try to fit in it only confuses them more. Trust me I found out, more about that later!

Ciao

*President Chavez, of Venezula, for those of you who don't know have previously threaten the U.S. but has recently also denounced Mexico as a "lapdog" of the U.S. Imperialism. Chavez to Fox( Mexican President) said "Don't mess with me, sir, because you'll get stung."   Following this both nations pulled their ambassadors.
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Quotes of the day, stolen from a posts on www.imao.us ( Read more... )

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