I CAN HAS FURY

[ctarlicious]

So, I'm trying to get a pet for my beloved daughter Pyocola whom I adore with all my heart. And so I go out and catch a bear. And I have my paints all set up. And I've got the bear knocked out. And I spend like twenty minutes painting it black and white. And then I turn my back for like five seconds and when I turn around some white-haired idiot

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[hailbeautyqueen]

Weird, I was expecting him to get mauled do death, myself.

[ctarlicious]

I WOULD EXPECT YOU TO GET MAULED TO DEATH IN LIKE THREE SECONDS.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Ooooh, reeeeally now~?

[ctarlicious]

NOBODY INSULTS MEEEEEEEE!!!!

[vespa_alien]

Bears are basically second-class citizens around these parts.

[ctarlicious]

Well, yeah, duh. But I needed that one! Nobody steals from the great Aisha!

[vespa_alien]

Well, what did you do with the bear?

[ctarlicious]

It's in the woods, but, come on, even I wouldn't give a kid a dead bear for a pet.

[novolumecontrol]

And here I thought it was the people we would have to protect from the bears! What the hell were you going to do with the bear anyway?! Force it to live in the fucking apartments? Stupid cat!

[ctarlicious]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CAT!?

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AND STUPID!?

[novolumecontrol]

WHO ELSE IS HERE, FURBALL?!

[ctarlicious]

YOU PROBABLY HAVE MORE HAIR THAN I DO, MULLETBOY. IT'S CALLED A "BARBER", SERIOUSLY.

[da_beat_is_on]

Whoa, you gotta kid?!

[ctarlicious]

I do now!

[u_got_pyowned]

Someone hurt the panda-pyo? ;_;

*sniffle*

THAT'S TERRIBLE-PYO. LET'S GET'EM-PYO!

GEMA!

[ctarlicious]

Nobody will tell me where he lives! I say we just beat up anyone who wears red.