COME OVER HERE, SO I CAN KILL YOU

[ctarlicious]

Mmmrow... Fi'more minnits, mommy...

...

...huh? What's... going on here?

Uh. Where am I? ...Who am I? Oooough, whoever I am, I'm exhausted... Feels like I just went round for round with... with... someone really tough. Blech, I'm too tired for analogies. Need foooood...

But back to the amnesia dealie. What the hell is going on? Is this... Is this some

Comments

[novolumecontrol]

Girl... where are your clothes?

[ctarlicious]

If I knew that, I'd be wearing them.

[novolumecontrol]

*trying to decide if he wants to risk losing his jacket to another weird cat person, but eventually takes it off and throws it at her*

Che. I take it you're new? No memories, no idea where you are?

[ctarlicious]

Nyahaha, free jacket!

Oh yeah, I lost my memories or something. You make it sound like this happens a lot. Are you the one stealing them? It's okay, you can confess, I totally won't kick your ass or anything.

[xiii_kitty]

...Uh...

[ctarlicious]

See anything you like?

Pervert?

[xiii_kitty]

WHAT- NO, no, no, that isn't it at all! I-I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING REALLY!
[is totally not looking FFFFFFFFFFFF]

W-why would animals take your clothes?

[ctarlicious]

Yeah, good point. Animals probably wouldn't...

...so it had to be a person. START RUNNING.

[captain_six]

...I decide to take a nighttime walk in the woods and I stumble upon this scene. This is not what I had in mind.

[ctarlicious]

Really? Here's what I had in mind: what kind of weirdo creepazoid goes walking around in the woods in the middle of the night?

[captain_six]

I'd have thought that obvious, but apparently I overrated your mental capacities. It's quite simple--I enjoy nighttime walks.

[ctarlicious]

Right.

So do serial killers.

[blazing_style]

Dude, let up on the bears a little. Call me crazy, but I'm gonna guess they didn't take your clothes.

...By the way, you should probably be trying to cover yourself up rather than jumping around naked like that.

[ctarlicious]

Don't tell me what to do! All I know is that SOMEONE stole my clothes, and if it wasn't the bears, it was probably someone in the near vicinity. Hint hint.

[blazing_style]

...I hope you're not hint hint-ing what I think you are. I'm not even interested in girls like that.

[ctarlicious]

Oh, you're like that. Well. I guess you're off the hook... for the clothes, anyway. You still could have stolen my memories!

[alluring_rogue]

*If she knew what a camera was, she'd be wishing for one right now.*

[ctarlicious]

HEY LADY YEAH YOU gimmee your clothes. Plllllleeeeeeeease?

[alluring_rogue]

Now, why in the Goddess's name would you need clothes? They'd just get in my the way~

[ctarlicious]

It's cold out here! It's bad enough that I'm starving to death, I should at least be warm while I do it.