Ways to look stupid at work #1873

[cthulahoops]

While trying to recover a paper airplane, catch the top of your monitor tipping it forward onto your keyboard, smashing the screen.

Comments

[cartographer]

Ouch. Very smooth :-)

[tomf_]

You're only on #1873? Most of us got past that one years ago.

[cthulahoops]

Sorry, that's just the 2009 volume.

[thargol]

Ahhh. That's what that was all about then. I'd missed the involvement of the paper aeroplane.

[queex]

You can recover if you immediately say:

"A big boy did it and ran away!"

or

"Everyone stay still until the aftershock!"

[cthulahoops]

Do you offer some sort of hotline I can call to get the correct way to deal with these sorts of situations?

[queex]

If there's enough interest, I can set up a subscription-based service. The first 3 excuses would be free.

[cthulahoops]

Interesting. Do the two above count against my free allowance?