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[cthulhu812]

I haven't been this repulsed by someone since Jennionfire. Alisha's hot setup was a sure case of false advertisement. What was billed as 'omg, he's tall, thin, smart, and employed' turned out to be tall, yes, but boofy, liartastic, stinky, and only marginally employed. Imagine this; Man-boobs and the chin get particularly drunk and decide to spawn

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[cthulhu812]

I have gas.

[cthulhu812]

Only if I get to keep you in a cage and unleash you only when your feminine black authority is appropriate.

[sundaymourning]

Oh Man! No more blind dates Colin!

[cthulhu812]

Yeah! No kidding. I might as well start dredging the Willamette for my next one.

[derdriu]

::hug::

Sometimes blind dates really take their names a little too seriously. You shouldn't wish you were blind while on it.

[cthulhu812]

Or... nasally challanged. Goodness knows I would love to have sold my soul to stop the stink from creeping into my brainholes

[cation8]

what's boofy?

I think deodorant and antiperspirant should be legally mandatory. No one should have to wonder whether "that smell" is rotten onions or BO... and hope its rotten onions.

[cthulhu812]

Boofy is my word for 'not-petite'. Not necessarily fat or obese, just... padded. I think people should just have their stink-glands removed at birth. It'd make life that much more pleasant!